Bring out the Muzzles - their bark is worse than their byte.

Our Boys with the Z Security really stooped to conquer.

We all know the politicians' shoe sizes now.
Their foot is so often in the mouth , that we wonder whether we should shift the mike appropriately. Foot in Mouth Disease is alive and well.

Apart from the Patils and the Deshmukh pearls , here are some fresh jewels:

Shri Naqvi , VP at the BJP is appalled that people, who should be going down on their knees to praise the politicians in this glorious times, are saying otherwise. Outraged at the way we are following western tenets, he rants, "They should not say ... "politicians murdabad". Who is instigating these women groups to hold such protests? Why do some lipstick-cladded women, wearing jeans are protesting against the politicians on the streets of Mumbai'. "There is a clear attempt to divide the country and break the trust of people in India's democratic fabrics. That's why such protests against politicians are taking place", he further added (wearing shirt, trousers and a jacket) . Being sadly guilty of a candlelit vigil myself, I am absolved , because I wore neither lipstick nor powder. Oops - does deodorant spray count ? Shri Naqvi, please advise appropriate future dress code and locational preference. We must know. We must .

And Shri Kerala CM Achutanandan , greasy smile intact , but stung by my new hero Mr Unnikrishnan 's feisty response , says " If it were not for Sandeep, not even a dog would have visited that house ' .
Tch tch , Mr CM.
I love dogs , so let me rephrase that insult for the future . "Not even a politician would have visited that house ' . Mind it.

And the conversations are endless. Everytime they open their mouth , we help them buckle their shoes. Your bark is worse than your sound byte, Neta-ji . Muzzle up. It's safer . For you and for me. More for you , I think .

Rest in Terror, Mr Politician . Your time has come.